December 2009
297 posts
Green, Yellow, and Pink
Teacher : Who can make a sentence using the words green, yellow, and pink?
James : When the yellow morning sun comes, i see a beautiful girl wearing a pink blouse walking thorough the green grass.
Teacher : Excellent, James! You are a very good student
Jack : Me! Me, Sir!
Teacher : Yes, Jack?
Jack : I heard the telephone ringing, green.. green.., then i pink up and said, 'Yellow, who's speaking there?'
Teacher : ...
Go to googlism.com, search your name, and post the...
teninchestall:
erikaoftroy:
jasonnywithnochance:
snickleberrypop:
pjistheway:
mylastsong:
lollipopslurpee:
thepurplerobot:
justgotlost:
thisbruisedheart:
youwreckme:
lastsleeplesscity:
disposedtolove:
Nathaniel is compromised.
jessica is britain’s choice for
Ashley is a xxx cum loving. Oh.
camille is one of my favourite singers ever
wanda is mstallahassee
...
1 tag
13849.) why did he ever have to exist ?
(via blogsecret)
“Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.”
– Dale Carnegie (via johannal) (via quote-book)
“please. stop it. i’m tired. so tired. please?”
“Count your age by friends, not years
Count your life by smiles, not tears.”
– John Lennon (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
13635.) I can't tell the difference between...
(via blogsecret)
“when the sky turns red, you lay your head on my shoulder and say all the things...”
“When every one agrees, whispers start sounding like screams.
Oh, but i know...”
– the academy is - i’m yours tonight
